Dolphin Sex Lives

After about four speculative conversations and much apprehension, I found the resolve to find out if dolphinsex.org was still there. Dolphinsex.org was the single best website I have ever seen. It had shaped my impression of what the internet could be. If it had not been for dolphinsex.org, I never would have understood that with dolphins, it’s not just about the sex, you have to love them too. If I had decided to have dolphin sex, I would not have known how to. And even if I figured out how to have dolphin sex on my own, I would not have realized the commitment I was getting into. If I were a girl or a gay dolphin lover, I would not have known how far to flee before a male dolphin ejaculates (Far. Male dolphin ejaculate can cause serious injury).

Dolphinsex.org took human dolphin love so seriously. It had frequently asked questions, and the guy who wrote it was an expert. He had loved dolphins since age twelve. The best thing about dolphinsex.org was that this was not a joke. Also, this guy was not in it for profit. This was a dot org. He put his time and energy up there just to benefit all the curious potential dolphin lovers out there. He did it for love of the game, and in today’s world, that’s a true rarity.

Well, I went to dolphinsex.org and it was gone. It had been replaced by a bunch of porn links. Surprising, I know. Such a wholesome and universally beneficial site was replaced by a bunch of smut.

After about 12 hours of sadness, I decided to look elsewhere. I googled dolphin sex, and sure enough, the guide lives on. It’s still there in all its glory. I didn’t have the guts to back into what was on the rest of the site hosting it, as I’m at work and didn’t want to see anything nasty. But if you want to visit, here it is, and don’t be shocked, there is nothing graphic.